The Frenchies…
In my travels when I hear talk « French », it often takes me want to play the total eclipse. Not that I refused to meet my compatriots but sometimes I … well … a little ears bleeding. A phenomenon difficult to explain. The French do they let go more abroad thinking that no one would understand it? Are they rednecks as they are bermuda-sandal? Do they have been stripped of their brains at the border? …
This is not the first time that I hear them but then I got to a selection in Ibiza. So as it is still warm, fast delivery and express:
1 / At the airport, French 3 20 years watching a bearded guy arch-looké, a mixed between hipster and hippie chic:
– « It’s weird the guy! »
– « Grave, it looks like a terrorist! »
With a printed yellow shirt « butterflies » false ponytail and round bezel John Lennon still …
>>> Grave lack of openness and style lesson (blasphemy for French …)
2/4 A group of around thirty French launch as a recommendation salacious bad words because the driver is trying to load their luggage: « Go Fuck you asshole! » « Ahahaah it’s too funny, he understands nothing, it is Teube, he nod ».
>>>> Vulgarity 100% and zero politeness …
3 / A couple « senior », lying on their beach towel, critical young people who are parading and bustle on the playa d’en Bossa, high festive place and privileged field clubs to announce future events.
>>> There p000 36 beaches in the world to be quiet and not « young ». Why did you choose THE beach party? No, but do you?
4 / A guy on the beach watching a girl: « Oh damn, she wears a thong! »
>>> In 2013, it borders on the uncultivated beach look … But thanks to television broadcasts of the World Cup football in Brazil, we expect that the string-bikini should move in manners …
Not to mention the elegant « slut » when a girl is dressed subtly …
I am ashamed …
All Frenchie abroad is like a mini-ambassador, revealing the mentality of his country. If you are uncomfortable, abroad will not think « You’re a fucking guy or bitch » but all the « French people are assholes. » Respect, courtesy and openness on the travel list seem like vital elements away, right?
There are certainly bidochons in every country of the world but it’s not my problem. We are a great nation, you may be worthy representatives. A license or permit to travel on codes of propriety in a strange land, would not the luxury to preserve our reputation a bit.
Sometimes I just hear the balls that stuff in the mouths of French …
